What would you bring if you had to go into hiding?

I'd also bring Mariah Carey because she seems like a nice person and she looks hot. She'd be worried but she can sing songs when she feels like it. Maybe I could just bring her CD and download it on my I-Pod. That would be a lot easier.

JR (male): What are you suppose to be?

Me: Someone from the 50s

JR: At first I thought you were a hippie and then I thought you were Brittney Spears.



KA (male): You are looking fantastically fine



TN (male): Tonight I am going to sleep and its going to be very warm

Me: You know that tomorrow night you are going to get an extra hour of sleep?

TN: Yea, Yea (with his hands in the air)

SS (female): But doesn't that mean we also get an extra hour of school?

Me: No, we aren't going to add a class



IV (male): Everyone is jealous of my sexy mustache

Male Student Singing (ML): "I am a man, I'm not a woman" Me: "Thanks for clearing that up for us!"

TN (male): High five teacher. Yea!!!!!

TN (male): This weekend I slept and then I went to San Francisco, and then I slept and then I woke-up and then I slept.

Newspaper smells like pumpkin - MC, female
Puummpkiin paper - AM, male

I like your shirt, its colorful - purple! - IV, male

Are you in a gang? Are you a gang member? - TN, male

Ms. Ball should be a pop star, the next Hannah Montana, the next Shakira - AP, male

AP(male) to me - maybe after the carnival [this Friday night] we could go back to your house and watch movies.
Me - NO! no!

So when my students are doing group projects someones job is to be the "Cheerleader" - they are to give praise to their group and help them along - hence where this next quote came from....
"Two, four, six, eight, c'mon lets make this project great!" - IV, male (he was doing hand motions too!)

Ms. Ball, I put my sweater on all by myself. - IV, male

Scooby-doo, I don't know I just like saying Scooby-doo - IV

You're 25, you're old, you are 13 years older than me - SS

Alright, see you later dude - GA (I don't ever remember saying "dude" to my teachers)

10/13/08 - Ms. Ball reminds me of a ball - GA

10/13/08 - Me: What type of candy do you want for winning the game?
XC: Cough drops
Me: Alright - your whole group will get cough drops

10/9/08 - Don't be offended Ms. Ball, but you look like you could be in the Lord of the Rings, like one of those people that shoots arrows - AP

10/7/08 - You smell like nachos - DM

9/5/08 - I need to get out of Ms. Ball's class.
- Why?
- She's been offering me smokes - CM

8/27/08 - No offense Ms. Ball but you look like a dictator - AG